🏆 Tosser of the Day
Celebrating the finest tossers found in the wild. YouTubers, bloggers, trolls, podcasters - if you're a tosser, we'll find you.
Today's Featured Tosser
The biggest tosser we found today. A true legend.
Pudding.cool Team — The Onion Mathematicians
Built an interactive deep dive using calculus and geometry to find the optimal way to dice an onion.
They modeled knife angles, cut patterns, and efficiency tradeoffs with full data-viz rigor. For an onion.
Read the onion math breakdown →🥇 Top 3 Tossers This Week
Scouted by the Tosserbot AI using Exa neural search. New tossers found daily.
Rank #1
Ashia Aubourg — The Water Sommelier
Allrecipes (Journalist)🪙🪙🪙🪙
Taste-tested 22 bottled waters with wine-tasting methodology and even scored packaging integrity.
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Ben Dreyfuss — The Bearer Bond Analyst
Calm Down Blog🪙🪙🪙🪙
Wrote thousands of words analyzing the bearer bonds in Die Hard and whether Nakatomi's vault setup made sense.
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Adam Aaronson — The Complete Cocktail Drinker
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Drank every cocktail on the IBA list, then documented the full tasting journey from Martini to Zombie.
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Ashia Aubourg — The Water Sommelier
Taste-tested 22 bottled waters with wine-tasting methodology and even scored packaging integrity.
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Pudding.cool Team — The Onion Mathematicians
Built an interactive deep dive using calculus and geometry to find the optimal way to dice an onion.
View source →
Ben Dreyfuss — The Bearer Bond Analyst
Wrote thousands of words analyzing the bearer bonds in Die Hard and whether Nakatomi's vault setup made sense.
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Anonymous — The 1000-Year Sleeper
Slept for 1,000 in-game years in Stardew Valley, abandoning the farm for centuries of pure commitment.
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Adam Aaronson — The Complete Cocktail Drinker
Drank every cocktail on the IBA list, then documented the full tasting journey from Martini to Zombie.
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Shuli J. — The Oreo Completionist
MIT student who tried every single Oreo flavour available in the US and wrote a detailed blog ranking them all. Moved from Canada (3 flavours) to America and lost their mind.
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RoadrunnerWMC — The Toad House Analyst
Wrote the most in-depth analysis of the New Super Mario Bros Green Toad House minigame on the internet. A 2-part series reverse-engineering a 3-second minigame.
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Colin Furze — The Shed Inventor
British plumber turned YouTuber who builds absurd inventions in his shed: hoverbike, underground bunker, jet-powered bicycle. 1.8 billion views of pure tosser engineering.
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Ashrita Furman — The World Record Tosser
Holds over 100 Guinness World Records for mundane tasks done in extreme ways. Holds the record for holding the most records. Meta-tosser.
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Gareth Sanders — The Ironing Man
Attempted to set a world record for 100 hours of continuous ironing. Not extreme ironing on a mountain — just regular ironing, for over 4 days straight.
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Winter — The King of Starbucking
Has visited over 20,000 Starbucks locations worldwide since 1997. Not for free coffee — just to say he has been to every single one.
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Phil Copp — The Subway Cartographer
Obsessively documented every nook and cranny of the NYC subway system with detailed drawings and notes. Drew the entire underground from memory.
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Bill Capra — The Fart Philosopher
Published a peer-reviewed paper titled The Metaphysics of Farts. Took the fundamental nature of flatulence seriously enough for rigorous philosophical analysis.
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Shaun Greenhalgh — The Garden Shed Forger
Master art forger from Bolton who created a fake Egyptian statue worth 444k pounds in his garden shed and fooled the world top art experts. Went to jail but wrote a book about it.
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Cecilia Gimenez — The Potato Jesus Restorer
Spanish pensioner who restored a 19th-century fresco of Jesus, turning it into Potato Jesus — the most famous botched art restoration in history. The disaster got its own opera.
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